Urlacher Wins Pouting Match

Urlacher vs. Chicago Bears. Urlacher gets a KO in the 3rd round. Well thanks for giving in Bears, not like he’s going to make a huge dent in your upcoming losing season. Why not try and sign some real players that act like men and not little girls?

According to ESPN, sources say that Urlacher and the Bears have come to terms on his “upgrade deal” A.K.A temper tantrum control deal. Urlacher, 30, had four years and approximately $25.5 million remaining on his contract. Under the terms of the upgraded deal, Urlacher will receive a $6 million signing bonus along with a $1 million bump in salary each of the next four years. The sides also have agreed to extend the pact into 2012, at a salary of $7.5 million. Urlacher can earn an additional $500,000 in a workout bonus in 2012. That’s a total of roughly $43.5 million over the next five years, with $18 million in new money for the six-time Pro Bowler and four-time All Pro.

Well Urlacher is some freakin meathead right? So he doesn’t like the deal he signed in 2003? Well tough shit huh…Urlacher apparently feels that at 30, a senior citizen in the NFL, should get no more than free coffee at his age.

My vote? The Bears should have canned his a$$ a long time ago and received some draft picks. They barely made the NFC Champ game and got smoked in the Superbowl — a c. What has Urlacher really done for the Bears except for prove that the management is just a bunch of little girls?

~ by Moby on July 22, 2008.