Rudy Giuliani’s Son Sues Duke University

That’s right, Rudy Giuliani’s son was “unilaterally deemed ineligible” to be a member of the Duke University Men’s Golf Team. You think that’s bizarre? Here are the reasons according to the lawsuit filed late Wednesday.

1. Flipping a putter a few feet to his golf bag

2. Leaning on his driver – so it broke

3. Driving to fast out of the parking lot

Well I guess Andrew Giuliani should get an attitude adjustment. Or not…It sounds like O.D. Vincent, the golf team Coach does.

According to the lawsuit filed by Giuliani’s attorneys, “Andrew’s suspension would become a permanent cancellation of his athletic eligibility at Duke unless every single one of his twelve teammates wrote a letter to O.D. Vincent that O.D. Vincent deemed ’satisfactory’ supporting Andrew’s reinstatement to the team and explaining the reasons why,” the suit says.

“The only University document that is consistent with O.D. Vincent’s scheme,” the court documents say, “is the library’s copy of William Golding’s The Lord of the Flies,” the 1954 novel about British boys trapped on a deserted island with disastrous consequences.

Lord of the Flies? WTF? Really?

~ by Moby on July 24, 2008.